1/2 c Honey
2/3 c Butter, margarine, or lard
1 ts Vanilla extract -OR- peppermint extract
2 c Whole wheat flour
1/3 c Cocoa powder
1/4 c Honey
1/4 c Molasses
2/3 c Butter or margarine, or lard
2 1/3 c Whole wheat flour
Ginger, cinnamon, cloves – to taste (maybe 1/2 tsp each)
Procedures : Mix-ins
Coconut; (tapeworms) – Chocolate chips – Butterscotch chips – Peanut butter chips – Spaghetti or ramen noodles – cooked – (roundworms) – Corn – Peanuts – dinner mints (“puffy pastel things”; * -find at Chinese restaurants) NOTE: “puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets-
To make: microwave the honey till it bubbles (about 1 minute). Add the butter, (I’ve been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. Add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. Add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.
Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. Roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. Roll logs in grape- nuts and bake at 350?F till done (maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know).
Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. I hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. I imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but I havent tried it. This recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.Share a Picture of your Results!